returnofsamus
Return Of Samus
returnofsamus

When was the last time you actually took an eye test? Because I thought I still had perfect vision too and when I was tested a few months ago it turns out I don’t any longer.

I dunno Mike.. that Nintendo themed version looks pretty fucking boss. You can have a buzzy beetle in your party. A BUZZY FUCKING BEETLE!

I like my spicy chips, and when I had those 3rd degrees a few years ago, I was finally like “ok, these are some pretty spicy chips.” From the marketing and mike’s ridiculous, cartoonish reaction I was expecting them to be even hotter then the 3rd degrees. Turns out, no, he is just a giant wuss who can’t hsndle

These are not even remotely as hot as those are. These aren’t even as hot as Spicy Nacho.

No, it’s not because of any of your bull shit holier than thou food practices in Europe, it’s because these chips aren’t spicy and Mike is just a little kid who can’t handle anything hotter than Taco Bell’s Mild Sauce.

They aren’t even as spicy as their spicy nacho flavor. My strategy was to eat one at a time to figure out why Mike was being such a whiny baby about them. The first one I ate was a spicy one. It was so barely spicy I thought it was one of the unspicy ones, so kept eating. Then I realized after a couple chips later

I found a bag today, and you wife is right. These are pretty mild chips, not even as hot as the Spicy Nacho variety and definitely nothing on the Degree Burn chips a few years ago. Typical white American’s like Fahey who need a gallon of milk to rinse down a dab of Tabasco sauce are the reason we can’t have anything

Super Mario is older then both, everyone knows about the warp pipe in 1-2. Age is irrelevant.

I recently bought a boxed Saturn for $1oo and when I went to go buy games for it I noticed there aren’t a whole lot of noteworthy exclusives. I’ve got VF Kids, Fighting Vipers, Tactical Fighter, and Die Hard Arcade is on the way. I was thinking maybe looking at the Panzer games but I’m afraid that if I like the first

I’ve seen a couple kids who must be playing hooky from school in the chat today saying, and I quote, “Why not just give us the exp boost for the annervi” followed by “this cow thing si(sic) lame”.

That’s code for “Get fucked”, isn’t it?

That’s because you were able to turtle until 45+ minutes and win off a single mistake like their ADC getting blitz hooked. I would rather lose a 20 minute game of Heroes then win a 50 minute game of League.

As a comparison, how do you rate their heat with Cheeto’s Flamin Hot XXX?

Hero! Not champion!

Click the link and you can find out why her skin tone is lighter.

Is the stretch goal for getting David Hayter to do the voice acting a subtle “Fuck you” to Konami?

Shanoa was a bad ass. Way better then those lame ass Belmont’s.

This is the gesture for “siblings” (兄弟 or “kyoudai”)

Thanks, for someone who is an ESL student that can be hard to remember sometimes.

Definitely an obvious 3D render. I’ve seen drawings that I couldn’t tell weren’t real, but this is very clearly not an actual person.