You’ll generally only see those two distinct dots when the snake is venomous. They’re the result of being hit by either front or rear maxillary fangs.

Poor snake - I hope it didn’t need to go into rehab after biting Lohan.

I think it depends on the snake and the situation. My brother once got bitten by a little black snake while he was moving it away from our chicken coop, and it did indeed give him two parallel scratches, possibly because it was a halfhearted bite or because he was moving too fast to get a puncture.

Watching her family upload Instagram stories of the luxurious Manhattan apartment she was able to book them for a quick vacay made me so sad. They clearly know where this money is coming from, yet they don’t care; it’s just her providing for them (though not literally, as she did when they were children), like she has…

My mother already comments on the weight of my daughter. My daughter is 9 months old.

I breed a wide variety of snakes and have been bitten enough times that it barely even registers anymore unless I am profusely bleeding. Bite marks vary widely depending on the size of the snake, species and circumstances. There are quick defensive bites that are generally strike and release and feeding bites where…

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Snake bite can look like scratches if its just graced the surface and the fangs didnt puncture... sometimes puncture marks are very hard to spot.. i see lots of bites as an ed doc

So, I thought the same thing, but constrictor type snakes of all kinds tend to have lots and lots of teeth that are used to hold prey while they constrict. If she was bit and pulled away quickly it might look more like scratches? Look at this cheerful asshole for reference.

Maybe she thinks Taylor Swift bit her. Apparently good coke in Thailand.

This was my exact reaction (I also had a pet snake which bit me once). That is not a snakebite.

She is really one and her family seems to approve, as they appear to get money from it. Some of her work is being paid to go to a rich girl’s party and then the Daily Mail will write about it so the rich girl feels cool. The rich girl will be someone overseas who isn’t famous and the DM writer will list them as a…

This. I coached little girls and listened to other coaches tell them to only eat light cream cheese. Fuck that. I told them to eat lightly before the performance (I didn’t want barfing), but after that it was open season on bagels. Ten year olds don’t need that kind of complex.

I think it was a Father Goose situation. Which means there was never a snake and like Leslie Caron’s character, Lindsay got wasted.

She’s an escort now. If you follow her Instagram, she doesn’t even really try to hide it. I’m sure a lot of retired actors do this, but she’s putting it all out there. There is also an article from years ago about older men bringing her gifts (during The Canyons).

She’s also a compulsive liar. I hate doubting anyone but honestly she’s so bad!

Fucking thank you. I danced for a serious company as I got older and still, it was dance pants, sports bras and tank tops. AND NO BOOTY SHAKING. I’m sorry, this really upsets me. Exposing children to sexual situations at a young age makes them more likely to be abused.

I’ve never been bitten by a snake, but my dear departed Scarlett O’Kitty was and I agree, her injury looked nothing like that. I’ve also seen a few in the field (volunteer emt) and they also didn’t look like LL’s. Either way...wow, LL’s life story isnt what I was expecting when we were both tweens.

I thought the same thing! A snake bite is a puncture would, and that picture shows scratches, like from a thorny or picky plant.

I own a snake (one of my brilliant decisions as a 20 year old)  and she bit me once when she mistook my hand for food and and it did not look like that. It’s not that I am saying she’s a liar, but snakes have two fangs that are hooked and will bite once and rapidly pull back if it is defensive or bite and constrict if…