Not if she’s lucky.

I miss the Jay Cutler pics, they were always a nice bonding moment for me and my husband.

Are those things still on backorder? Did Kate ever get her pair?

I’m actually surprised he’s made it this far into the league, considering he’s probably made of plywood.

Hell, her hubby’s not going to be an athlete after this season...(he’s barely an athlete now).

Now I want someone to edit Laguna Beach into a telenovela.

You should probably eat an oaty cup.

If Jay has any sense whatsoever he’s been socking it away. Nobody’s giving him even a league minimum contract when his current deal expires.

“Latina Beach” is such an excellent autocorrect failure.

I’ve been staring at this for at least five minutes. It’s mesmerizing. The look on her face says “I hate my life and regret every decision I’ve ever made.”

Her nanny is a nanny goat, so...

hey its better then 500 days of Trump.

What?!?!?!?! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Kristin was such a brat in Laguna Beach. I wasn’t Team Lauren, either, though. When Laguna Beach morphed into The Hills, I was Team Whitney. When Whitney got The City, I was Team Nobody.

Get paid, Kristin. Your hubby won’t be an athlete forever and I can’t imagine the MTV money isn’t mostly gone.

You have to balance that diet with clay.

I never watched that show, but from the blogs and rags I knew of her. I was always team Kristen because LC has this weird look on her face ALL THE TIME, and Kristen seemed spunky to me. Kristen’s child rearing is creepy to me, but they’re her children to rear I suppose.

I used to be team Kristin back in the Latina Beach days, now I’m ashamed.

feeding kids oils? This won’t end well. I feel bad for the nanny on diaper duty.