@Deadliest Crotch: Yes, we're sure that wasn't really Walter Chronkite.

@BelichickSpiesOnYou: I mean, come on! FOX is putting the finals opposite Transgender Basketball, and you know the kind of draw that brings!

@Michael Menege: This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

@Hustler of Culture: Butterbean slowly undulates in approval

@The Mighty Pigs: +1 jazz doobie

@UpstateUnderdog: Still had more dribbling than a postseason NBA game.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: -1 for the image of Giambi in a leotard. *retches*

@Torgo's Executive Powder: +1 just because I read it in the Professor's voice.

The draft is now, also, a certifiable event, albeit one that on television more closely resembles Bingo Night at the Boca Kiwanis club.

@Steve U: God, I picked the wrong day to stop chewing Bismuth...

@Jack Carpenter: You do not mess with the Suss, dick.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: +1 candygram

@BummerItsDaley: No... words... Should have sent... HateyMcLife...

@Laser Guided: I call BS. The ball woulda vaporized on impact.

@Fitz21and1: An aluminum bat would add about 2%. Even over 500 feet, that ain't adding up to shit. Most of it is that baseball physically can't go fast enough to travel that far before gravity gets it down. Not unless he's hitting off the 300yd straight down golf hole.

@Oh, Chet!: THIS... is an EX PIDGEON!

@Steve U: Many think him to be this year's outstanding twit.

@Starburied: Oof. You do live dangerously these days.

@THE MENTALIST!: It's... it's beautiful...

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: I get the feeling it's a trick, just like when that man in Brooklyn asked me to find the lady, find the lady.