@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: An application unlike any other.

Baseball as a metaphor for recession and these troubled times?

@Paul.B.Dodd: And don't forget Dee Mirich. I would actually read the whole segment if she wrote in.

Each home game, eight lucky fans will be chosen by WXLP 97x... to watch a game from the outfield berm

@FlashIsBack: Belgium has nothing on Billy Donovan in the waffle department.

Be careful, the trolls are wicked in the FedEx Forum.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +any/all. Seriously, just take 'em. I quit commenting after that.

One source with knowledge of Thomas' thinking...

He just wants more SHOTY nominations, clearly.

The Lions are either brilliant (leaking multiple names to lower contract expectations)...

But I bet he could get old Beelzebub a six-year deal in the $40 million neighborhood.

@BruschisBrewsky: Especially considering that if you can't correctly answer 40% of these questions in about 45 seconds, you're obviously handicapped.

@Business_Socks: I'd pay to see him trust fall off the Empire State Building

although he did throw his coat

@Rickey_Fitts: Is Roman just sitting down really fast a legal move? Ric Flair would approve.

LSD is a hell of a drug...

I'm not entirely ashamed to say I saw that happen. I threw Will a few +1's, but they bounced off my TV...

Good dunk, but will it float?

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: You think teams have had enough of his hair-brained schemes? His antics are the height of follicle- I mean folly.

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