@That-Dude: In the immortal words, "Prove me wrong, Silent Bob."

And the moral of the story, kids, is that Hollywood thinks you're all idiots.

@Weed Against Speed: And "insane" with a "Ø ß" ®.

@12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: What color is everyone in the whole damn gym? Well, now you know.

@Chamomiles Davis: +1 "B,A,Select", or else you get no Konami code.

@OokieDookie: You mean the Yankees, right?

"I'm not going to say that Barry's got it because of this or because of that, because I don't know, but that is one giant head on that boy."

Someday, someone successful is just going to retire for real and leave their legacy intact until they die. Just once.

@StevePerryPsychOut: He's still a good rider with or without his bike; it really makes no vas deferens.

@TrojanBrand: Or, you know, actually play football likes the rules originally intended.

Any team where players leave the bench area and do NOT take part in a fight shall be assessed a maximum of ONE technical foul, indirectly to the coach.

@Rick_James_Crack_Pipe: February is his "Blue Lion" look.

@Pete Gaines: Marvin the Paranoid Android?

tl;dr

@David Hume: Protect your assests!

@7-8 Deville: Hi! I'm from the Anglo-Americo-Australian Association Against Arbitrarily Asinine Alliterative Acronym Abuse, would you like to give a donation?

Oh, and apparently sheep are eligible this year.

@Weed Against Speed: I tried this simulation approach, but I kept coming up with the Tempe Matadors as the title team.

Not a single 100-win season for ANYONE? Come on, The NL Central is gonna get a dozen wins per team just from playing the Pirates, surely SOMEONE can net 100.

/waves lighter to "Every Rose Has It's Thorn"