The Browns' new head coach/mob restaurant frequenter

@formerly Chief Wahoo: In fact, more polar bears all around!

We giving him the Christmas Present and he liking that.

We also meeting Matt sir who asking for the love in our blog.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: His buddy called BS on the sticker price, but Plax convinced him that it Israel.

@Longwood: Damn. She coulda made it on with the Titans with that time. Her loss.

@Steve Sax Pool: Hey, when you see an opening, you have to take the shot. Sometimes it just backfires on you.

@Here comes the story of Hurricane Hudler: Nothing better shows your taste than what you wear below your waist!

In the event of a water landing, the passenger in 22F may be used as a flotation device.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry:He'll really need to step his game up (or down, as the case may be). Isiah's not dead yet.

Yea, verily, prithee, by my troth and huzzah!

@The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers: Followed closely by himself.

I had my money on "The Royal We" as the title.

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Of course, my roomie an I kept our dorm at about 60 year round, so this would be just a bit of an inconvenience for someone like me.

"I don't care if they save money, because they're not putting money where they should," sophomore math major Johanna Greenberg said. "The energy-saving money needs to go toward classrooms."

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Baby Mangio does have subtle but powerful attractive force, not unlike the real Coach Mangino, though that's due to gravity.

@OchentaYcinco: What are you, MSNBC? Where's your journalistic integrity he- Oh wait, internet, right.

I know it's against the grain here, but in the spirit of SHOTY, I have to vote against Baby Mangino. I only hope God can forgive me when I show up at the pearly gates.

And those clips are the only things on Fox Sports' NFL coverage that make LESS sense then Terry Bradshaw, so I suppose it's apropos.

@Doyle McPoyle: We should all be so lucky that he was.