They may not win many games, but just wait until you see what the fraternities are planning to do to the homecoming parade...

No matter what the press says, unless Howard himself calls you his loyal friend, it doesn't count A.J.

I'm no pitcher, but I don't think she's showing the proper grip for a knuckleball to the press there.

The letter ended with

@Return of DaOtter: And that should have worked. Whatever, it's just "youtube.com/watch?v=h_z0FfDa5SY"

While one of these sports might be able to get into the 2016 summer games, you know what the games won't have?

@GloadToPerdition: Seems tangential enough to warrant a post:

TEGWAR - The Endless Game Without Any Rules

@Chamomiles Davis: I can feel my whole argument Kremlin down.

@TomahawkFlop: *Dammit, dude, you're making this hard.*

Ok, yeah. I don't know.

@geoffblumkenoberkfell: So now you're Romania into Europe? That's cool, I'm Hungry for some new puns.

@TomahawkFlop: Hey, you couldn't Lena well enough alone. I'll be Chechnya on you from now on.

@RootingForTheMeteor, @TomahawkFlop: Ural a bunch of loonies. The refs were great.

@TomahawkFlop: I'm just Leningrad the refs established order so quickly, though I do admit that they seem to be Slavs to the rulebook with all the ejections.

@TomahawkFlop: But they would come back out, so it would just be Stalin the inevitable.

@ReturnofClintonPortishead: Just Crimean a river, why don't you?

@Metschick: fixed

"I cut you mang! I cut you so bad... that... you wish I no cut you so bad!"

@santanasjuelz: ... ...