@Luke N Atmaguchi: +284 electoral votes

@Return of DaOtter: Oops. Shoulda been to @AusKosh.

@AugieOjedaFanClub: They got Lazers, and Blazers, and Tazers, and all kinds of "azers"!

@Jim_Ed_isabadman: I was giving the benefit of the doubt. I assumed Austin made up the difference.

@Rob Iracane: But I thought the Kaiser didn't steal the word "twenty" until the 1900s?

@FozzieBear: 2151 = supermike's evil twin?

Wow. You can't even be racist in Texas anymore?! About 30,000 people read this story and had to find a new hobby.

I admit: when I first read "C.C. Sabathia" and "dump truck", my mind went to a whole different place.

Also: He used to spend $1 million on Knicks tickets!

"These are not the 300 chalupas you are looking for."

The only way they can top last season is to lateral it to an opposing player and get him to run it in for an own point.

Doane was a member of the same team in the same league at the Ravenna Bowl for 45 years

Sounds like a fun doctor to have. That said, I'm glad the admins were retards, because I'm rooting for the Rays over them.

*since I'm so sure he reads the comments here...*

I'd just like to take this time to say that I hope MLB gets raped by a rake. Some of us don't have TVs, and thanks to the unBELIEVably gay blackout rules, [Justin.tv] was my last hope, and now that's been taken down.

I'm sure the rest of the Dodgers love the fact that Manny gets credited with EVERYTHING the Dodgers have had success at, including Ethier's 2nd half hitting.

And for the love of god, this had better NOT turn into a Sox-Dodgers WS. I might just end it all rather than listen to ESPN fellate the Sox any more than they do already.

@Rickey_Fitts: At his age, the fact that they're both not swimming in his drool is a plus.

@wonderlic—-myballs: Just wait until Ricky Williams bursts into the arena and "mellows everybody out". All bets will end up being off, anyway.

@Sports-Pun: I'd totally germinate that.