@Steve_U: dum dum dum dum dum!

@1976 Oakland Raiders: Wear black? Oh jeez, I had it all sorts of wrong...

@Weed Against Speed: Mama said to knock you out.

@Matt Sussman: +1

*raises lighter*

@Steve_U: Hey now, the last thing we want is Jose winning one of these things...

It's a trick question: there is no way to say it in French.

He's actually pissed off because his friends didn't bring their "LOL" "BBQ" and "ROLFCOPTR" signs like they said they would.

@HockeyMountain: I don't have the capacitor to appreciate these puns. You guys better go coulomb off for a while.

@apostles03: Gingivitis is an irritation of the gums.

Sooo... callup time?

I can't believe I used to like this guy. God, he's gotten annoying.

@André Roussimoff: *gags, falls over, twitches*

@Weed Against Speed: +1 "Vituperative" is always a funny word.

@lisa: 3.60, all guesswork, baby!

@wonderlic—-myballs, @HockeyMountain: Pansies. I'll take you on with whatever, wherever!

@The MMA Pink Hair Dye Intern: Nordy is Norby's illegitimate brother? Discuss.

@Shakεy: Rule of thumb: when concussions start getting posted on your stat sheets, it's time to find a new sport.

@David Hume: I thought it was fairly tasteless of Eric Smith to do the Happy Hamster Hop after the hit.

@Shakεy: Regular Kordell Stewart, eh?