@Return of DaOtter: Dammit, my slowness to refresh has made me look bad!

@RonZookonRedBull: Your pun has rocked me to my core.

That's a pretty awesome post if you read it as William Shattner with the Star Trek intro playing.

@Doyle McPoyle: When you bet on Jeff Reed being shirtless, you lose either way.

@The Kid In The Big Sombrero: Better grow up, e-thug. Taking cheap shots at dead people should be beneath even a rivalry.

Frank TV would be a free square, but still, no one seems to want it...

It's true, doing something professionally ruins life for you. I can't go anywhere without admiring the structure of a building anymore.

Oh yeah, and

I'd just like to say that Mr. Bennett has proven himself to be one of the better writers to grace this site in quite a while.

@RugDaniels: Don't you mean BPT?

Gah. Too. Many. Adjectives.

Of course, [haslanekiffenbeenfired.com] IS Mortensen's source, so there's not a lot of data yet.

@LucidRalphWiley: ♬ Harrigan, that's me! ♬

@shea_guevara: I think I saw that on Futurama somewhere...

It really doesn't make for the best highlight reel when there's only two sporting events on in a given night.

Peace out, semi-DUAN. Good game.

Oh man, I swore that was going left off the boot.

Now, instant win with the 1st down field goal?

"We chose to back ourselves up almost all the way, just to make the eventually victory all the more humiliating for our opponent!"

@Sommar: He sounded uncannily like Bill Cosby doing his coin flip sketch.