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Return of DaOtter
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Shame on all of you who counted the Ravens out already. And now, prepare for overtime (you know it's coming...).

You know, they just might make a quarterback out of Flacco yet.

What the hell just happened, and where did Baltimore's defense go?

All right, Sussman. Enough with the sweeping declarative statements.

*sigh* Never trust the internet to stream you a sporting event. Stupid tubes...

My worldview is shattered. Someone check the Steelers locker room for tied-up offensive members.

No sacks, but Pittsburgh still can't count to 11 correctly, apparently. It's not enough that they can't pass, they make so many stupid mistakes.

In honor of the end of his tenure, Bush has just signed economic sanctions against the ESPN Axis.

Okay, so Baltimore has an offense after all.

Flacco completes a successful double self-end around?

@Peter Cavan: I thought rooting for the Steelers counted as penance?

Berman might do better with a "Can Haz Intrcepshuns?"

Well, the Ravens find the end zone. Glad to see they remembered where it was.

I don't understand these crazy line of scrimmage rules anymore.

@Pete Gaines: He was a quarterback about 20 years, 3000 injections and 90 IQ points ago, right?

@2ndBase: We wouldn't need the government for a $800 million bailout, we'd have you!

They need 10-15 yards to get within field goal range?