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They're not saying "Booo", they're saying "Screw yoooooooou".

Shoeless Joe just turned over in his grave

Do the Ravens actually know where the end zone is? Do they need a map?

First down! Suss is fallible!

@Yostal: I know, I know. Freely inflicted, freely passed on.

SportsCenter gamejack! Mark off that box.

But if you don't understand the scoreboard squares, here's your dead giveaway.

Okay, I give up. I have no idea what the Ravens' icon means on the score.

Whee! It's like watching the Phoenix Suns play!

If there was a square for wishing you could have Kornheiser shot, my card would be full already.

Did the sound go all royally screwy right there, or am I having a stroke?

Inigo Montoya would be proud, dead.

The Steelers are having some trouble identifying the Ravens

Forgive me, I know I don't watch much football, but this iteration of the ref's unis look really bad.

For the first time, this game has positive cumulative yardage!

Nice 1st snap ever on the road, Flacco. The word "inauspicious" springs to mind.

What if Paul Newman plays the unknown rock song? Do we automatically win?