The 2008 Brewers - Now with 30% more duh!

@sassydeerrun: Seriously, I can't remember DS ever bringing me down this hard.

It appears that Mr. Bennet has gained a handle on how links are posted here on Deadspin, in that it leads to nowhere. Bravo, sir.

I think that I shall never read, a poem as lovely as... GAH!

That kid has one of the most classic Heisman stiff-arms I've ever seen in action. Bra-vo.

@Orangecrush16: Go choke on a bag of Papelbons. I mean, dicks. No wait, I had it right before.

We only play one game here: Slap the point-shaving white boy until he cries like a baby-back bitch.

@bigredgambler: Or the illegitimate child of Mufasa and Victor Wooten.

Thank God I'm over 21. If I was a kid, I wouldn't be able to sleep for fear that that... thing would come for me.

why aren't we Tasering the people who really deserve it?

Oh man, I love this guy's piano playing.

@Matt Sussman: wow. +1 and a llama for one of the most obscure references I've ever seen on this site.

@Chuck Knoblockhead: Do NOT click on his name to find out. I guess he's a Fleshbot editor.

The only mark against Hamels is the home run rate, but he's a fly ball pitcher and Webb is a ground ball pitcher, so that's to be expected.

@MattinglysSideburns: bump

I think it might finally be time for Deadspin to strike out on it's own. Forgo the Gawker overlords and fly into the wild blue yonder.

@Juancho: I voted for that to be at the top of the list, myself.

The "piano man," Joey Harrington, has landed a new gig in New Orleans.

@Afino: Is this guy publicly traded? Can I buy on margin?

His home is worth $750k? What's that worth in Boston, about 1500 square feet?