@Weed Against Speed: Couldn't he just put on the shift until she adapted?

I'd be afraid to sleep in it. I'd keep thinking a foul ball was going to pop me in the head. Either that, or that Kevin Youkilis would land on me, which could be worse.

Seriously, who the hell wrote this sale? Marques Slocumb?

# Car is in perfect condition and is unique.

Why, that traitor! No, wait...

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: Same rule works for pool and men with states for names.

Yeeaaaahhh... *checks* Nope, no sympathy at all for this crazy woman. If I was her kid, I would have disowned her, too.

@92BuickLeSabre: So very meta... +1

@supermike5alive: [www.churchsigngenerator.com]

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: *boos and throws Kibbles 'n' Bits*

@ArkansasFred: That no golfers died?

There was better defense, more points, and a larger audience than any WNBA game, so they've got that going for them.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: "My field, my ball, my rules" would be the legal precedent, I believe.

@ClueHeywood: *stands and applauds*

To the "stalker":

"He used testosterone?! What a wuss."

There went my plan of heading over to Cheap Shots in the East Village, chugging Cuervo and playing air hockey. This had to be a little more fancy and required more effort.

No time outs in overtime? First to 10 points in double overtime?!

@Dead Wrestlers Society: Is your tailback running? Wait- I think I may have screwed that up...

It took the Blues 45 days to find enough people to take the tickets, and they only had 16 sets.