@teh_joe: So we'd just play road games, since we have no home city? Or would we be one of those Canadian/American teams? Could we have our field floating in international waters, or would that make our games too much like a Raiders game?

The ol' boy cleans up well, I'd say. +1, AJ.

@Gourmet Spud: And how it unerringly hops towards Austria.

@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: It sounds good, until you realize that Phil Mickelson has also been scheduled to compete on this season.

USA vs. Trinidad and Tobago, at Bridgeview, Ill.

@Sports-Pun:I'm sorry! I'll start again. Bum! Oh, what a giveaway!

@Chamomiles Davis: Seriously. All those steroids and nothing to make them less fragile?

The Apprentice:Bouncer Edition

@blogsarefun: Iracane hasn't announced which meme is non-grata yet, so knock yourself out while you can.

@Sports-Pun: I'm not sure, but I think Burger King has filled all their vacancies by now.

All this means for us locally is more rain. *sigh*

@roland_t_flakfizer: Shut up, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

@Mr. Praline: Wow. I concur. That joke was WAY over my head.

@Mr. Praline: *blank, confused stare*

@HIV 2 Elway Resurrected: Still, you're like a cut-price Mythbuster. That's gotta be worth something.

@roland_t_flakfizer: Rotten humor like that stems from a sick mind. That joke didn't fall far from the tree.

The decision for another apple was close; they almost were going to go with a 30-foot tall Darryl Strawberry popping out of a locker.

@HIV 2 Elway Resurrected: Your work-related anecdotes intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

@Quick Draw: /22'd

He's not ready for it to be over.