@HockeyMountain: Okay, so how many beloved racehorses are left? There's gotta one you can offer up.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Okay, that's either "Damn!" or "Ouch..." and I don't want to know which.

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: So do most single-celled organisms, but Nightmare Ant still has his own flair.

@Return of DaOtter: Oh, and I see the hearts are gone again. Finally, a measure of my masculinity returns.

That was strangely amusing... Nightmare Ant's got more moves than an X-Lax factory.

Shit. You win.

There's a joke about being a cum-Dempster here, but I think it's too offensive even for me.

@Return of DaOtter: Oh. Em. Eff. Gee. Now I see it.

@Lady Andrea: I can haz crappy spelings, apparently.

Speculating on someone's mental state is always freighted with danger.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon, @Dead Wrestlers Society: I'm so confused right now. It all looks the same to me, but apparently the web has gone all Lucky Charms on you guys.

@Edsall is God: Interesting, indeed. Also, much more with the me-being-fired-for-strangling-a-co-worker.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Oh, right. The hilarious twist in that episode was when Manny went and pissed all over the Post-op ward. Good times.

@Edsall is God: You simply have to compare the potential value of merchandizing a lovable yet perpetually underachieving team versus a four-year boom/bust after a WS win.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: I thought that was an episode of MASH...

$10 million? That's anything but a free Darko.

That's all corporate weasel-speak designed to justify the immense monetary drain that is Manny Mania.

@Quick Draw: There's almost as many holes in that photoshop as there were in his revenge scheme.

@Weed Against Speed: With Marques Slocumb moderating.

If there's a better arguement for pursuing cloning technology, I don't know it.