@J-No: And as far as the city being mobbed up and our government totally corrupted, that shit is basically all true. What are you gonna do about it? That's just the way it is.

Doesn't he look Hooman?

Chicago, wrote A.J. Liebling, "has the personality of a man brought up in the expectation of a legacy who has learned in middle age that it will never be his."

@Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!: I can't believe I went and looked after you said that. I want to throw up now.

If so, I've got some...ideas for them to...

Needs more colon*-related news.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Or, you may opt for the "drive all 18 holes in a golf cart without leaving your turn signal on" test instead.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: +1 Russian with a burned ass.

@Weed Against Speed, @Sports-Pun: In another vein, you guys may wanna leaf the puns to the pros. You'll get your chlorophil of bad jokes later.

Can you really play the crochety-old-man card on him when he's right?

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Those posers got nothin on the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement.

@J-No: [tunes.org]

@J-No: So does that make her a gold(medal) digger?

@TheK-GunNeedsReloaded: Today, Erie, PA; tomorrow, Buffalo, NY!

@the earl of weaver: Better than Phelps, son of Groin.

@Return of DaOtter: elevator, elevator. use the spellcheck, retard.

@Sports-Pun: COTF, hands down.

He's more mature and refined; he's a man with a plan, a 50-cent razor and 10-cent arm.

Electing an athlete?! Next you'll tell me that we elected a-

@shea_guevara: DO IT. We need daily updates on it, though. Could be hard to disguise. Or at least keep a journal to be revealed later.