I love a guy who makes liberal use of strikethrough tags.

Pah, small timer. Just go to FreeCSSTemplates and bam! You're good to go!

KILL IT, KILL IT DEAD!!!!1!

@Ray: Assuming you meant Custer, is that the book where he gets bitten by a radioactive buffalo and rampages through Columbia, MO?

He seriously looks like a physics professor I had. But everyone knows they don't get invited to parties, so it couldn't be him.

@Dead Wrestlers Society: /SABR'd

A certifiable pimp can shield your children from sexual predators? Now I've heard it all. Mr. Met is one crazy mother-

Why, he serves ice cream, of course!

Very starnge indeed.

Stupid Hooman Tricks

Speaking as a geek, that is the most awesome diagram ever made.

Wes Welker is the David Eckstein of the NFL: Discuss.

@André Roussimoff: Dennis Eckersley also comes to mind, who ALSO pitched for the Cardinals!

@Don't Bring That...: It begs the question, what exactly does Monta Ellis do with his spare time?

So. Busted for smoking pot at a symposium designed to help you learn how to excel at life after college.

@Donald_Igwebuike: Later in the season, he teams up with his buddy, "Nocturnal Flying Ecco-Locating Mammal Man".

Elect an athlete mayor? Pshaw.

That's just freaking weak. And the kid he stole that mask from is crying right now.

@MoonZeroTwo: Remember about red-shirting, ass. Not everyone is a 5th year because they slacked.

@McCroskey: +1 and a handful of wet-naps.