Metroid Prime is a stone classic, full stop.

If there isn’t a tank named Sheila, we boycott and/or riot.

Ten minutes. Timed it.

GOD DAMMIT I MISSED IT.

Updated the post to reflect that. Thanks for the heads-up!

It’s 2016 not 1996, you can call them commentators.

Not having paid attention to this game at all, I’m surprised to find out after all this hype that it’s simply a game where you jump on enemies and over pits.

im banning u with my eyes closed

Impressive isn’t the word. There is no word.

It’s hard to fight over that list.

Well he has real life friends, has gotten laid and doesn’t live in his mom’s basement or have a neckbeard.... so he doesn’t meet the requirments.

I like Nerfnow’s other comic a little more.

My favorite part of this article is that Luke remembered and found an article he wrote 7 years ago just for the sake of one joke

Zelda is FINALLY a girl.