RetroVolt
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11/29/17
6:52 PM
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It feels relevant to bring up this old Jezebel article again. There’s no way it was just Bette Midler.
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11/28/17
3:08 PM
3

Disagree. The way he calls me saltlick creeps me out and makes me want to stay as far away from him as possible.

9/17/17
12:14 PM
54

It was decent game who just chose a really bad time to come out.

8/28/17
8:06 PM
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I get that this is meant to be a satire post, but this is legitimately one of the main reasons why I’m just not that interested in movies. Whenever I see an actor that I recognize, I stop seeing them as the character they play and instead as the actor, and I hate that. I can’t recall the names of characters that Tom Read more

8/27/17
7:17 PM
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Just wanted to say I greatly appreciate these Snacktaku posts. I’ve consistently enjoyed your snackalogical analyses, and would be very disappointed if they ever went away. Read more

8/15/17
11:29 AM
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Perhaps it’s just because the music video is terribly generic? There’s nothing deserving of an award about it. I like the song well enough, but the video for it is boring. Just because it’s stupidly popular doesn’t mean it deserves awards.

8/11/17
1:50 PM
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That feel when I can’t see the doodle because it’s my birthday so I get the birthday doodle.

8/6/17
8:02 AM
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The real loser of Splatfest is this guy, though.

7/7/17
4:04 PM
4

I had been following the development of this run for over a year now. This run is very cool, and I figured other people would want to try it out themselves, so I put together a guide showing how to do the bare minimum required to pull of a swordless run. If you’re interested in learning a new way of playing this

4/27/17
9:48 PM
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Literally WHY. The Switch is on track to replace Nintendo’s handheld line, yet Nintendo seems to want to keep the DS brand alive for... reasons. Read more

4/24/17
8:03 AM
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My life has now become one of constant internal screaming and I am not okay.

1/31/17
12:35 PM
1

Would someone be required to be in NYC to take the job, or is this something that can be done abroad? I live... several states away.

1/23/17
11:46 PM
4

Oh sweet, an annual excuse to protest the living fuck out of him. How thoughtful!

1/13/17
12:19 AM
3

I seem to be in the minority in that I’m definitely not okay with this game having voice acting. It took me out of the trailer and now I’m not feeling as strongly about the game as I did before.

1/13/17
12:12 AM
3

As hot as the trailer was, I can’t help but feel that my hype for the game has been significantly dampened by the voice acting. I’m not okay with a Zelda game having voice acting.
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