I’m old enough to remember the rumors that Morgan Freeman had an inappropriate sexual relationship with his step-grandkid, so I’m finding it hard to be surprised he is a creep.

On the other hand, you could go too far the other way and raise a serial killer.

Cats have two settings: Nothing Matters & Everything Is On Fire.

They sound like humans trying to imitate cat sounds!

Best part, he doesn’t mind foreigners when they pay:

Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

Because of nazi’ism.

But it’s hilarious because the stalker was a woman. No matter that she was caught with a knife and this could easily have turned into another Jodi Arias case. Let’s just kid around and make jokes about how that is just like the thing people do when they don’t return messages. /s

GOG Games should probably be moved to the bottom section. I believe it’s purely a GOG clone except everything’s free.

It’s your adblocker, but you don’t actually have to turn it off; this happened to me while using uBlock Origin, and I was able to fix the issue by going into its Settings and clicking “Disable cosmetic filtering.”

Hey, friendly reminder.

Yeah, no, Jenny Slate’s pronunciation is fine.

That’s not a drop kick. That’s a regular kick.

Let me guess... the CEO and other executives still got their bonuses, despite the same “cash crisis.” This shit has to stop.

Don’t lie, everybody has wanted to do this to a boss at some point.

There Will Be Buffering

I am glad they give me the option to trade in an iPhone X for 50% of an iPhone X. That is a real load of my mind...

I’m just glad Iranians are able to integrate so well into American society; shooting up YouTube because of an internet conspiracy suppressing your videos about veganism is the whitest thing I have ever heard of

I don’t think this necessarily means he’ll stop doing music, it just won’t be released under the name Childish Gambino.