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Haha, that was great. Here's another hilarious NFL-themed bad lip reading I heard about:

There was a story going around New Orleans for awhile- it was probably nothing more than a rumor, though- that alleged King Cake Baby was transferred to the Chinese Basketball Association, where people could finally have him and eat him too.

I think the conspiracy goes a bit higher than NBC.

That's fine. You just keep putting up barriers. And Lolo Jones will keep knocking them down.

We hope you have a box of tissues nearby.

You think that's bad? You should see the guys in Genie's Army.

People not understanding Raysism's joke: [get recc'd]

The sweaters' colors say AMERICAN, but their texture and design scream AFGHAN.

There appears to be a lot of sleepers in this year's draft.

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

St. Louis and getting hammered drunk are the two things that make hockey tolerable down here.

This really looks like a cheap shot from Contract Appliance.

A-Rod thought the added weight would help lower his suspension.

Suspension or no suspension, he doesn't seem to be missing any plate appearances.

Can't tell if an 18-inch double-headed dildo falls under the pole/stick classification or noisemaker.

(Angrily tears up Super Bowl ticket)

FAN: Hey you’re that guy from TV with the hot exotic wife. Does she really sound that annoying in real life?

Wow, he's not even a choice, but Putin got 90% anyway!