Why what a thoughtful reply! Good shit, keep it up!

Whoa, a Burneko list that mostly gets it right? Now that is spooky...

"28th Place? Fingers crossed!!"

To be fair, the only people with thinner skin than NHL referees are Lighting fans, I should know!!

That's the thing, looks are deceiving. His actual intent was to go for the head, and he wasn't even close.

You have it all wrong! It's not "getting laid then pajama pants", it's "pajama pants, then laid". In my experience anyways.

Couldn't agree more! You gotta shotgun that shit yo.

Well, nothing brings together a team quite like a long-ass snake. Particularly the next part, where it coils them into a unified pulpy consistency.

NO MMA SUPERSTAR WILL EVER COME OUT AS GAY — TWO SWEATY ENMESHED MEN IN TIGHT SHORTS SLOW-HUMPING USING TIGHT GRIPS, HOLDING FOR A LONG PLATEAU, FROM WHICH RELEASE ONLY COMES VIA TOTAL SUBMISSION OF THE BODY AND MIND TO THE PROCEEDINGS AT HAND, IS IN FACT A PROFOUNDLY MISERABLE EXPERIENCE.

Had to think fast.

seriously... I really never expected Craig T Nelson's career to take that kind of turn.

"What's the big deal? Coach gave me the sign to swing freely...good call, I hit a first pitch homer."

Well I'm impressed...not many guys can hit low and away for power like that.

Too bad this is only a picture and not a Vine of the delivery. Buckets of fruit are nice and all, but fruit loops are better.

Got any ideas? No. We get it Tom, will see you there later, geez!

"Somewhat" endearing...you mean like the deadspin staff photo?

Thank god she was looking.

Phew, what a relief! We finally have an answer to the question "if looks could kill".

Nice photo, but I gotta say I'm kind of disappointed that you spoiled the surprise on the "Christmas-in-July" card before I get the real version in the mail. I am getting one in the mail, right??

"When I turn on the television I’m not looking for Roger Mudd’s careful dissection of the strategy in Southeast Asia in the 1960s. I am looking for entertainment and excitement. That’s why I watch sports."