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retiredshoggoth
9/18/19
11:59 AM
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The only kind of Bastards on a British Baking Show should be Jammy Bastards.

9/12/19
2:21 PM
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Warning: Shoulder Cat not compatible with most Shoulder Parrots. Excessive Drama may occur. Reduces time to learn to curse like a Pirate.

9/12/19
2:15 PM
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They missed the obv which everyone already does: 1 tender in a biscuit, repeat, tender sauce if necessary

9/12/19
9:31 AM
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And here I thought it was a thickener made from the hooves of Xanthan centaurs et al.

9/11/19
9:41 AM
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At least we now know which car will be the cyclops when Pixar makes a movie with it, so they can misplace the eyes again

9/11/19
9:36 AM
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    If eating a meal out, my order is things that can’t be taken home or don’t reheat well 1st, 2nd day meal portion last. Am old and while appetite is less, still am paying for a full portion.

8/29/19
5:47 PM
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Cut out Politics on your website reading with this one weird trick! Don’t open the article! Related: How to improve control of impulsive behaviour.

8/13/19
12:18 AM
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    Instead of variable quality tomatoes, how about subbing a layer of sun-dried tomatoes or tomato jam or both?

8/12/19
11:55 PM
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      Yeah no. Had that done a University Clinic years ago and they tore a strip of skin from the ear canal. Wouldn’t stop bleeding so they eventually cauterized it with silver nitrate. Currently my No 1 on the “is it painful?” top 10. Docs syringeing out the wax with warm water is effective and much safer.

7/30/19
4:24 PM
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I’d like to know what stupid chain puts tags on food contacting surfaces of cookware? At worst on the back face you could char it off on a burner (no, not recommending that).