I Just spat coffee all over my brand new laptop.

Admittedly some of those could well have suffered/have family or friends that have suffered cancer and the photos bring back awful memories.

I would so buy that. At my last house in London, the neighbourhood cats were both annoying and well fed...

Sadly not true

Transylvanian Special Forces.

The pain... oh the pain.

You're forgetting the monocle.

Good lord, imagine the possibilities!

Why do they need a security guard when they have always on Kinect?

I read that thread yesterday and wanted to say how impressed I was with how cool, calm and erudite you were in that conversation. You took a lot of vitriol but kept to the main point; you even swayed a lot of the guys to seeing how offensive it could be.

Me neither - I have a sneaking suspicion it's how I always end up with empty seats next to me on public transport though.

Work around in 3...2...1....

Hell, I'd swing for Ubertrout.

Iron Man is always appropriate. ALWAYS!

You win! I just spat a mouthful of water all over my desk... Thanks!

Call that a knife?

I WANT FUZZY ORANGE, IT'S THE COLOUR OF MISCHIEF AND JOY!!

Damn... I wanted that one!

Absolutely right: clearly facebook is to blame, without facebook, these fine upstanding individuals would never have had any other means of circulating the video.

*Shudder...