Took me two weeks of going out in Clapham in London to work it out ;)

Incorrect - I just ask the antipodean to say a number between 5 and 7 (or trick them into it).

Correct, however, for a formal transition of power, there needs to be conclusive X-Ray proof for 3 or more bones broken. There is no place for low grip strength in management.

And people think I'm weird for looking in the bowl after a number 2... You never know!

Perry Cox does not approve.

No one should ever be congratulated for not "being a jerk".

Good god...

This is the kind of shit that gets me wound up. A man who leaves his family, tries to get away from his responsibilities and in the process, beggar everyone in the family. And he can't understand why you may be just a little bit upset?!

Sorry, but "no dress code" is no excuse here. Put one in place and frigging ban the idiot if he refuses to change his shirt. Damn stupid management. They run the risk of pissing off one customer who's being an arse, or they run the risk of pissing off everyone else who is offended.

Yep, I can just imagine it: "Once I'm married, I'd love to go back into education and get a mistress".

This scene makes me laugh every time. From the belly.

This.

Full English breakfast with extra grease.

It's a tricky one, if it was an isolated case, with the man responsible already detained/identified, then broadcasting it all over campus would be a bit alarming, not to mention detrimental to any on-going investigation. Obviously if the guy was guilty, then it would have been broadcast, however, in this case, they've…

That's ok, I'm not burned up about it. I'm quite enjoying being a bachelor for now - I see a motorbike and jetski in my near future :)

Ugh, no hope for me then. College educated and already divorced at 30! :)

Your first thought was probably the safest bet :)

Just when you thought all creativity had reached it's pinnacle.

Best analogy ever.

I have to agree, but from a man's perspective we don't seem to have quite the same issues - nearly every girl I've been on a date with from there has been balanced, smart and looked exactly like her pictures.