Gawker: Crowdsourced Proofreading

"To pull a prank. You thought you were going on a date with a woman? PENIS"

I wouldn't go calling me a gentleman based on that one example :)

I practically crapped my pants in fear of being laughed at the last time I went to buy them. It didn't help that I'd decided to switch brand and go for the more "luxury" end of the market.

As a 30 year old man with the mental humour of a 12 year old, I thoroughly endorse this idea. Can we get pictures please?

Admittedly not the first thing you want to see when you wake up, but seriously, I picked up a few of my ex's (unused) a number of times thinking they were cartridges for my electronic cigarette. They need to mark those things better...

I'm definitely not a good as you at that, I discovered one a few months back that went out of date in 2007.

Ugh... FFS, I just don't even understand this slut shaming thing.

Yep, my main suspicion was a misplaced fear of judgement if they either admitted to having them or possessed them at all.

Wow, and to think the little old lady at the petrol station congratulated me on being "responsible" in this day and age when my mobile condom fell out of my wallet onto the floor in front of her.

Yep, because a dysfunctional relationship between parents who don't want to be together is the perfect recipe for a healthy, well balanced childhood.

Back in my Uni days, I used to be a delivery driver (when I wasn't at the side of the road, swearing and fixing my clapped out 1970's mini). The number for the customer was always on the side of the box (in case you got lost etc.).

I mull this over in my mind every now and then - I mean, it's perfectly ok for my female friends to hit me in a social setting (well playfully anyway), but I'd never do it myself and I I'd be vilified if I did.

Agreed, it's all about the follow through - no commitment there.

I'd take this over my alarm clock any day.

Ditto!

Ah, the exception that proves the rule?

Shhhhh.... you're killing a perfectly good argument with evidence.

Oh. Dear. God.

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