I'm definitely not a good as you at that, I discovered one a few months back that went out of date in 2007.

Ugh... FFS, I just don't even understand this slut shaming thing.

Yep, my main suspicion was a misplaced fear of judgement if they either admitted to having them or possessed them at all.

Wow, and to think the little old lady at the petrol station congratulated me on being "responsible" in this day and age when my mobile condom fell out of my wallet onto the floor in front of her.

Yep, because a dysfunctional relationship between parents who don't want to be together is the perfect recipe for a healthy, well balanced childhood.

Back in my Uni days, I used to be a delivery driver (when I wasn't at the side of the road, swearing and fixing my clapped out 1970's mini). The number for the customer was always on the side of the box (in case you got lost etc.).

I mull this over in my mind every now and then - I mean, it's perfectly ok for my female friends to hit me in a social setting (well playfully anyway), but I'd never do it myself and I I'd be vilified if I did.

Agreed, it's all about the follow through - no commitment there.

I'd take this over my alarm clock any day.

Ditto!

Ah, the exception that proves the rule?

Shhhhh.... you're killing a perfectly good argument with evidence.

Oh. Dear. God.

+1

I see what you did there!

I actually think she's pretty hot!

Just spat coffee everywhere! +1

Well, the worry is they see patent trolling as a much cheaper alternative to innovation and R&D.

Well, yes you have a point, but when that organisation uses those profits to maintain a monopoly on design and innovation by stifling those same qualities elsewhere, it becomes a problem and is bad for the consumer.

Well, think about it, she's well behaved and does exactly what you tell her to, she sits where you want her, and when you turn her on, she gets very hot to the point of smoking...