Teleportation- don't mess with it kids...

Aslan has been shaved.

Punnage is punnage, whether intentional or not! :)

If it's with yourself on the other hand... :D

I have confidence in his confidence. After all, he seems pretty confident.

With cheese, it is more than acceptable.

I think it would stand up in court ;)

I missed out on the grand shopping spree in August, this seems like a perfect chance to get that 32" TV for my kitchen I've been after...

+1 from me too

"(Not that i believe in Natural Gas Apocalypses)" Sit next to me after I've had a cheese toastie and say that...

Not if you're paid by the day ;)

It's my screensaver!*

Airport security can be a bitch...

I was wondering how long it would be till someone came out with a defence against the Chinese anti ship ballistic missile.

Caine

I was already with my "WTF" comment too...

I'm actually taking a crap right now- good call Giz!

You're getting that mixed up with a non-compete agreement/clause. Yes these do play a part in certain situations, however, the legal argument for unfair restriction to free labour (certainly in Europe) usually quashes them immediately.

Not always, a classic example is (company names redacted- I don't work for either, but I know about the deal): Software company targets and takes a number of an OEM's senior management staff, this lead to holdups in the OEM's production line and workflow that directly impacted on the Software company's bottom line.

Seriously... WTF? I'm a corporate recruiter in Technology and I regularly target people in other companies that are rivals, yes there may be anti-poach agreements (usually informal and the recruitment team are usually the last to know), but when the chips are down, there are ways round them provided you don't take the…