Can't get anymore hipster than this list.

That's great. I never said he couldn't.

I really enjoy these non-story stories.

FYI, Chachi, nuance is only conveyed in spoke language. You can't detect nuance in typed words.

Ah. So a question = bragging. I'll remember that the next time I ask a question in class.

I wasn't bragging about it. I wasn't aware that a matter-of-fact statement was considered bragging.

Oh I did. I volunteered at a soup kitchen.

"Fuck off and/or die."

Some people have way too much time on their hands.

I love Cristin Milioti. I am down with this.

Slow news day?

What she did was stupid, but the punishment is too harsh.

So they're paying the bands the same amount they pay their employees.

I liked him as Commandant Spangler in "Malcolm in the Middle".

I forgot to watch this show.

He hung on there for quite a while.

I'm surprised the Republicans haven't addressed this yet.

It's not really "the hardest Super Mario World level in existence" because it isn't an official Super Mario World level.

Bwahahaha.

Kirk Cameron needs to do us all a favor and just jump off a cliff.