I saw his makeup.

I do not want to see that movie.

“Joel McHale playing Chevy Chase...” I’m in. That’s all I needed to hear. The anger that must be flowing from Chevy ever since he heard about that casting must be at Kylo Ren levels.

Well, I don’t disagree with you here. It just seems stupid to blame marijuana for bad comics. Much like your thesis, it’s the comedian - not the weed. Why mention it pejoratively? Just to be contrarian because you assume that people you don’t find funny are smoking pot?  Your continued complaints and association of…

Oh, sure, he’s cool when he had jazz cigarettes. But when I break out polka pcp at a party, everyone thinks it’s terrible

Counterpoint: Nuh uh.

The plot description does feel moderately sexist doesn’t it? “Oh all the men in the other Ocean’s movies robbed Casinos but in this one they’re all women so they’re robbing a thing women would rob, a high class ball, so they can purloin a diamond necklace! It’ll really show with nuance how men and women are different…

People ~could~ just stop working with him.

Angry racist white women upset their dating pool is limited to angry racist bitter white guys.

In all honesty, I could see Tarantino making a Star Trek movie more faithful to the spirit of the original series than just about anyone else. Assuming he’s a fan, and that’s his goal, he could make a more cerebral Trek, keep it from devolving into dull action shlock, and still sell it to a wide audience. 

Top video game music/soundtracks that come to mind immediately are NES’s Strider, which, along with Bayou Billy, had some of the most badass music on the NES (especially the Don’t-Press-Start intro screen). The SNES Shadowrun might just top my list because it was so atmospheric and really felt like the perfect…

Anyway Woody Allen is still a pedophile

Anyway Woody Allen is a pedophile

Poor you

Your wife don’t sound too bright.

I’m with you. His “performance” seems exactly like Jim Carrey doing a so-so impersonation of Andy Kaufman, and the script is absolute shit. (I’ve done some screenwriting for a couple of studios and used to pitch the idea of a Kaufman script years ago, with the caveat that it would require a lot of research because…

I had written about this story about a month ago in a long Twitter thread where I named serial predators like Bryan Singer, Michael Bay, Terry Richardson, etc. Poor Gemmel, it seems like once again the onus has been put on Moore’s family to keep the investigation open and find justice for the murder of their son. It’s…

There was an episode of Kenny vs. Spenny where the competition was to kiss/get kissed by as many women as possible (s2e8). Spenny meets a cute girl named Donna who is a “fan” of his and tries to help him through the episode but ny the end he is convinced she is a spy/distraction sent by Kenny and pisses her off. It…

THANK YOU. The only reason I clicked on this story was to make this comment.

NEVER forget that Nico Hines pretended to be gay at the olympics in order to out closeted athletes. He is a horrible human who should not still have a job writing.