Choosing between the Patriots and the Seahawks was a no-win prospect for me. The Pats sucks for endless reasons and I can’t get over my Pete Carroll hate to root for the Seahawks.

It would be even better with a different neckline.

I know no one cares about my (figurative) boner, but I’m pretty sure I’m going to have a crush on her for the rest of my life. It’s going on like, a decade now, and she’s still flawless. But then seeing her wear dresses like this reminds me I should work out, so that’s kiiind of rude, Ciara. Maybe leave some hot for…

I have been trying to find words for how awesome it is to be doing so well after kicking Mr. out, and “winning the breakup” is perfect for me. For real. I’m financially better off, I’m happier, I’ve lost weight, and I’ve got a new admirer already. SUCK IT, EX HUSBAND.

lmao wat

winning the breakup is absolutely without question a thing

God she is gorgeous!!! That dress fits her like a dream!

My question exactly. Like, was there a Twitter rumor of her demise or something? And that dress on her is honest to goodness perfection. I still only know her as that “My Goodies” singer, AKA the song my mother detested because she thought it was called Magoodies and she didn’t know what that was.

This is what winning the breakup looks like.

I hate this neckline. Why do people continue to wear clothing with it? It never looks good.

From TMZ:

Russell can get behind me tbh

BEAUTIFUL couple. Ciara looks fucking radiant. So glad she dissed Past Future (btw I still can’t get over the fact that she actually named her child Future. Why not name him Navaydius or however you spell that fuckboy’s name Jr.?)

Russell is a massive upgrade from Future, and I say this even as a die hard Saints fan. The guy is a cutie and seems genuinely nice.

Also, just WTF with this statement.She is actually saying that women should just work harder than men to be treated equally. DO MORE WORK TO BE TREATED THE SAME. I just. I just can’t.

Being slightly above average is just going to make everyone else resent you for maybe pushing the bar slightly higher.

No fucking way she’s getting even a million.

“If you have to be extraordinary, be extraordinary.”