Passive voice. Failure to take accountability. Probably still an asshole.

Who?

I'm worried I'll get it mixed up with the uh...native rats around here. And I've seen enough filth covered rats in the subway that they're no longer cute to me. I guess it depends where you live.

Perhaps they would like some dinner music?

Passed out over here.

Also known as "fraud".

I remember having a deep, inexplicable hatred for these people when their video Christmas letter video went viral a few years ago. Good to see it wasn't unfounded.

I like this lady.

This so delightfully tone-deaf. I'm very thankful for the huge grin that this put on my face, because I'm having a rough week. Their STRUGGLE is so moving. I can't have Extraordinary Beauty X, because I have Extraordinary Beauty Y. I can't have all the Beauties! Much like Oedipus, Electra or Orestes, I'm stuck with…

I know that there is an argument for "not all Greek life" and that there are a ton of people out there who had positive experiences with it.

Good. As a higher ed professional, if I ever make it high enough up the ladder to have this kind of power I would make this decision too. Fraternities and sororities are fine in theory, as are any other social clubs, but the foundation upon which they have been built at American colleges and universities is racist,…

Please update as the Ass Wars continue, because seeing "Ass Wars" in a headline makes me giggle uncontrollably EVERY DAMN TIME.

Thank you! It's so anti-climactic otherwise!

I'm watching this through my fingers and my urgent question, which I just screamed aloud to anyone who will listen (potential audience: husband, 2 cats, maybe a ghost), is WHY DON'T THEY SHOW THE EMPTY HOLE AT THE END? THAT'S OBVIOUSLY THE BEST BIT.

zit popping, my most embarrassing, horrible fetish.

Before you rail against the attention paid to Kim K. when there's, like, real news happening: The Wall Street Journal compared the number of tweets containing #BreakTheInternet and "Kardashian" vs. #cometlanding and "comet," from the 24-hour period starting 11 a.m. yesterday. Turns out space program won, hands down.

This seems like the wrong website to be on if you're unable to identify the "Guy."