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I'm surprised NBC didn't rename a couple of them Chet and Trey.

The drunk and the meanspirited.

Wendy's asshole brothers are way too blase about their older sister maybe being dead. Like, can you two scrounge up maybe half a damn to give?

Dudebro Lost Boys. Ugh.

For a much-hyped program with ten billion commercial breaks, many parts of this production are noticeably low budget.

It's a hard knock life.

This reminds me that we need way more lighthearted homoeroticism on tv nowadays.

1,2,&3: yes. I think that his vaguely Asian look is due to Unfortunate Eyebrow Shaping.

My 3-year-old niece's "Why is she singing so loud?" during Allison Williams's last song made me bust something laughing. Now my niece is mad at me because it took me several minutes to stop laughing. It was her honest confusion that got me.

My nephew, who will do anything to stay up past his 8:30 bedtime, just went to bed 11 minutes early rather than accept my offer of staying up an extra half hour to watch this with me.

This is amazingly awful. I needed this.

Sounds more like a threat to me.

Maybe consider not. We don't live in a bubble where phrases can be divorced from their origins, and as a black woman, I get extremely annoyed when white people say this to me or other nonwhite people. Don't talk black to me. I get it. You're down with the brown. Or, maybe you didn't consciously make a connection

The only thing I want to abort is the use of this phrase to congratulate black women for being awesome.

After that awesome woman and I get married, we're going to honeymoon in this gif.

This woman is the greatest. I really appreciate that it was a pregnant woman who showed these jerks lacking they are in empathy and decency, because then they can't rationally call her a baby-killer, the way so many anti-choice people try to silence pro-choicers. The Abort67 people probably say they're standing up for

Agreed. I recognize that she has a nice voice, but can't connect to her sound. I read all these gushing things people say about her and keep clicking on the links, as if this time, this time I'm totally going to get her. Still nope.

Agreed. I signed up for an invite and was excited when I got to try it, but I don't get it. The mobile version isn't more intuitive than other email apps; in fact, I've found it worse. I've given it a couple of weeks, but I'm not seeing how this is something that would work for me on a regular basis. I definitely

I am actually shocked. I definitely thought that this guy would be indicted. One, putting people in a chokehold is against NYPD rules, and two, it was videotaped, so it's not as though there was a convincing way to create any sense of immediate danger to the police officer or doubt that he'd used excessive force. Fuck

I've wanted jury duty for pretty much my entire life. I've only been called once (I'm in my 30s), and I was SO STOKED when I got the letter. Then I called the courthouse the night before only to learn that the case had been dismissed. BOO! Although I've been told that people in my profession are routinely dismissed