God, there really isn't any anti-woman sentiment too horrendous for Whoopi Goldberg to endorse, is there? Find her the dumbest thing that anybody says about women, and she will find a way to justify, excuse, or embrace it. It's not like I had any reason to respect her before this, but really? This is some Uncle…

Wasn't it really satisfying? I like to think that we helped these guys shrink their egos down to reasonable sizes, if only for a while.

Exactly. If I could reach this level of "fuck off" in my current dating life, I'd be all set.

I did that as a 17 year old, when at a camp reunion, my crush from the year before (who'd exchanged calls with me every day after we got home for two weeks, before going radio silent and taking up with a chick from another cabin) came over and tried to flirt with me. I gave him my best, blank "I don't know who you…

Although apparently all European capitals are super cool with immediately transporting arrestees across international lines. This movie was so educational.

Even besides the science, there were so many stupid things about that movie. I'm actually happy that I saw it with a dinner and a movie meetup group, because we had the best time afterward discussing over dinner all the dumb things about the movie. Lucy was fully of shoddy science, dodgy philosophy, and totally tacked…

I don't know if "Why are you so awesome and do you need a new brunch buddy?" is the kind of question that would get me put on some sort of list, but that's the only things that springs to mind when I think of Aisha Tyler.

I dated a guy like that. When his best friend's relationship broke up, the bf and I were over within a month. Over a year later, I (stupidly) agreed to get back together with this ex, and when the best friend was single again after another relationship ended, guess who was suddenly too much of a burden on her…

Lucy was not a good movie. It made no sense whatsoever. But I'm glad I bought my ticket (and I'm glad that I used a daily deal code and got it for $6), because I want to see so many more movies with female leads that this stops being a topic of discussion.

Jenny McCarthy is the worst. I 100% believe she did tell Melissa McCarthy that she'd had to lose weight in order to succeed in show business. It must be killing Jenny that Melissa has a way better career and is less universally reviled, despite not looking the way Jenny said she should. LOVE IT.

Unfortunately, no. But if your friend happen to teleport to the NYC area...

I run a public library, and we briefly had an ESL instructor earlier this year. The teacher was a nightmare; disorganized, chronically late, completely okay giving preferential treatment to some students, oh, and racist against black people. I now wonder which friends and relatives posed as the teacher's references,…

I'm the same way. I don't cry a lot, in general. I recognize how sweet and awesome this letter is, but I never get to the raining on my face stage.

Whenever a whole lot of passersby smile at me, one of the buttons on my shirt or dress has come undone. Always, without exception.

No. Tipping is for service. If all a person had to do was bring my food from the back of the restaurant to the front desk, there really wasn't any service involved. If I'm sitting down? Yes, I understand the logic behind tipping 20% (okay, no, not really, but I do believe that it's part of the social contract). If I'm…

And Scott Wolf. That man still looks like he's a 20-something wastrel. Also, whenever I hear people say "bae" (which, by the way, everybody should stop doing), I always hear, "Bai," and think that Julia is calling him or something. 90s, why did you leave me???

I hope that this is the case.

I love you so much for posting this picture.

I am not pregnant and it sounds pretty stupendous to me, too.

That's...terrible? Regardless of whether it seems pointless and like the outcome is completely assured, you and your husband obviously need to sit down and discuss this. Even if the only change is at, at the end of the conversation, you have a better idea as to why this is such a cut and dried thing for him, that…