Yippy kai yai yay!

Whichever one they need her to be this week. Still, "I clawed my way up from the boonies," Mellie would put her character into a hugely sympathetic context (her evil notwithstanding).

Yeah, that was my point. I don't care how she is made up, it just annoys me to see this look described as her wearing less makeup.

Is she wearing less makeup, or is it just done in such a way as to look more natural? I'm not much of a makeup wearer, but I've seen some "barely there" makeup looks that require just as many steps and products as more dramatic looks.

When it comes to underwear, not having fabric nestled between my ass cheeks is always going to be more comfortable for me than having it there. I'm not saying that thongs are the worst thing ever; when I do wear them, I don't give them MUCH thought, but I am aware of their presence in a way that I am not with other…

Then after the party it's the hotel lobby.

So apparently cocaine makes you crave ALL THE MCDONALDS MEALS. Good to know.

Yes, sorry, because that is weird, unless you married somebody picked out for you by your parents.

Yeah, I found that pretty surprising. I was expecting all the puppy worshippers, but didn't even think to be on the lookout for the fat shamers.

The slightest? He's a Jehovah's Witness now, and seems to be pretty into it. Extra marital sex is a definite NO, so if he's still working the program, they are not having sex.

That's how my friend chose her wedding dress. There were two that she really liked, but one had pockets. Sold!

This is one of the strongest reasons that my use of Facebook has plummeted. Friends, relatives, Romans (by marriage): I do not begrudge you your happiness, but I do not find your fiance/husband/children as adorable as you do, and I won't want to have to scroll past six pictures of and 4 notes about them.

I love the text accompanying the pictures.

I very much enjoy your avatar.

I don't know. I definitely don't see any hint of Woody Allen here (thank dog), but where was Christopher Plummer two and a half decades ago??? I'm just saying.

Oooh, I thought that Other Hemsworth was the youngest. Okay. I got nothin'.

This will never get old for me. When this mashup was first released, a friend of mine got really upset and would torturously explain whenever it was discussed that one song was sped up, as if a little bit of speed tinkering negated the point of the exercise.

I'm hoping that I never have cause to do this, but yeah, this idea just got filed.

The Hemsworth brothers are the principle of diminishing returns personified. Each successive Hemsworth is clearly less hot than the dude who preceded him. Not that I'd kick any of them out of the bed for eating crackers; they're all hot, but there are different levels of attractiveness going on here.