Tempting, but no. But I do like how far apart your houses are.

Yup.

Wow. Remind me again why TPTB decided that Dan Harmon was the one who had to go? Chevy Chase is a jerkface and the fact that he's being such an ass even after the firing of the person who he called the aggressor in this situation is beyond ridiculous.

South Jersey is like some other, awesome place I need to go more often. I'm in Northern NJ, and I am in awe of you. Not only is that a really good amount to pay for a wedding, your entire reception sounds amazing. Congrats and best wishes!

Where are you located? A 10K wedding where I live would be the couple, the officiant, and like 17 guests. A 3K wedding sounds awesome, but I can't even picture what that would look like.

The Onion would have come up with a better title.

So he shouldn't be held accountable for failing to keep his word? No way. While it would have been smarter for her to avoid him and look for somebody who was actually interested in being a husband and father, she can't be faulted because the guy she married was dishonest with her, and possibly also with himself. He's…

HAHAHAHAHAHAH. You got suckered by the first one. Your second may be as awesome, and I hope for your sake that he or she is, but easy first kids are why there are so many mentally scarred parents of two out there.

Sending thoughts of peace and hope your way. I found Lindy's writing hilarious, but the gifs in the comments are making it really difficult for me not to laugh out loud (on the quiet floor of a library, no less).

She wanted her husband to be with the family he chose to have. I don't see what's shitty about that. I can see how both of them probably could have compromised more, but it sucks that he put a game before his children (even if he couldn't make things work with the wife).

AAAAAHHH! Leaking spinal fluid?? Not okay. NOT OKAY.

I HATED typing on a Blackberry. I've been an Android user for a few years and used a BB on vacation, and I couldn't get used to the feel of the physical keys. Before my Androids, I had an HTC Touch Pro 2, and that may have been my favorite physical keyboard ever.

I might knit that last sentence onto a wall hanging or something. So true.

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I think it would depend on what part of the USA you're in. If one lives in a culturally diverse place, those names would never even rate on the Odd-o-meter. Considering that these kids are going to spend most of their time stateside in LA or New York, with the odd stop in wealthier vacation enclaves, I doubt that…

Honestly, this cannot happen enough times for me. I enjoy laughing at this moron.

I was trying to figure out how we could get rid of him, but was drawing a blank. I think we have to keep him, because I'm pretty sure that nobody else wants him :(

Okay, I give up: which names are unusual? Leni and Johan are German names, which makes sense, given that Heidi Klum is German. And Lou and Henry seem rather normal, too.

I hope that other governments' visa people follow your Border Authority's example! Although I'm sure it will just feed Chris Brown's stupid victim mentality, but whatever, this is awesome.

Why didn't anybody in Chris Brown's employ consider that it might be a good idea to see if their felonious boss would even be granted a work visa before scheduling those concert dates? Not that I'm upset; the schadenfreude is strong with this one. But if I'm reading the UKBA web site correctly, one can apply for an…