Just ugly. I don't think enough thought went into them for them to be offensive.

I never got them as a couple until she released that video of her crying and I realized that she's (admittedly) super high maintenance.

Why is that woman from the Real Housewives hanging out with Prussian Blue?

I love iCarly, although Spencer needed to be reported to CPS in the early seasons, since Carly was essentially raising him (I know, that was the point, but still)...

Right???? I have lusted after this man since Young Americans. Please, anybody, name four guys from Lost who are hotter than Ian Somerhalder. I do not believe that one such person exists, much less four.

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I love Chrissy Teigen.

Not gonna lie, my jaw just dropped when I read that. I am always suspicious of stuff, but I never thought to suspect the clacks!!!!!! Well played, Flatley & co.

Topical, and also my new go-to insult.

I have always hated him, but his behavior has moved it from the "Irrational" category to "I knew it all the time."

I thought this woman sounded happy about motherhood. It is not shitting on motherhood to admit that gestating, birthing, and raising a being that is totally dependent on you has some drawbacks. Tracy Moore seems fine about being a mom, and just because this piece wasn't "I worship my child" 100 times doesn't mean that…

It's certainly not the worst thing in the history of ever, but I never said that it was. I do tend to believe that being dumped over the phone, by a long-term partner, who was leaving you for somebody else, and then having that other people get on the line, and tell you that you'd move on by finding love again, would…

I had never heard this song before (yeah, I live under a rock), and was struck by how incongruous it was for such cute kids to since such a truly terrible song. They sound terrific, but those lyrics are horrifying.

There was even an illustration of Rumpy splitting in half. Perhaps not coincidentally, that was my favorite page.

Of these three, I'd have to pick the guy in the middle. The one on the left is ALWAYS smirking and it drives me mad, while the one on the right is Tim effing Riggins. Nuff said.

The fairytale book that I had as a kid had Rumpelstiltskin getting so angry at being thwarted that he stamped his foot really hard and shattered in two. It wasn't suicide, it was just the result of his poor attitude.

Looks like Rihanna just discovered Adele Givens.

Watching Party of 5, I always thought Charlie was one Bailey-like bender away from beating the holy hell out of Grace.

Holy cow, that is awful. I could do better than that...and I can't embroider (yet, but I'd read up on it and learn how to do it right before charging $24 a pop to look at my suckitude).

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