Right? All I see are people pissed at the person near them who's hogging two seats. Not that I want to see a fight, it's just that these videos make them seem so prevalent.

Agreed. Of all the obnoxious things the Aldridges said in that article, the college comment didn't even rate for me. I've seen too many people go to college just because that's what they are expected to, when it didn't suit them and didn't ultimately pay off in the ways they expected it to. My college years were great…

I try to console myself by thinking of the fact that I know several Google employees, but I'm not sure how much that will count for during the eventual Google-sanctioned over-throwing of every world government.

When I think too long about what Google is capable of, I become pretty frightened. They hire people who are scary-smart and great at what they do, and it shows.

That exactly why I use it. I got sick of checking to see whether people were following links that I sent them and which contained useful information, especially when they would email me back asking for info that the links would have provided. Now I can see whether they've taken the time to read what was sent to them…

Lana Del Rey would be an awesome younger Victoria Grayson on Revenge. Whatever she's done to her face is pretty scary, but would be perfect for that show.

I was wondering why I thought that Kim Kardashian looked good in that picture above. I don't normally notice anything about her appearance anymore.

I was so captivated by whatever is happening on Ann Curry's face that it took me a moment to see what you meant.

Agreed. If I were Carol, I'm not sure that Wales would be far enough away. Those two sound vile, and she is well rid of them.

As cute as I find them, babies are pretty disgusting to care for (I hear that this isn't so much the case when the kid is yours, but if this turns out to be more parental lies, I'd have to live through the grossness for 3.5 years...yikes) so if I could pop out a kindergartner, I'd be pretty freaking happy.

I was like, HOW ADORABLE!!! And then I noticed that the dog was pretty cute, too.

It's Billy Zane! With Hair!!

What? I'm newly single and the last time I was in this boat (3 years ago), blowjobs were all the rage! What have you kids been up to in the intervening years????

I love this!

Well said!

+1

Oh, right, I forgot Pakistanis weren't allowed to leave their country.

I'm organizing pen pals for fellow snail mail-lovers even as we speak. If you want me to send you a copy of the questionnaire, see this #groupthink thread for more info.

Done!

There should be a Jezebel pen pal service. I actually love texting, because I never want to talk to anybody on the phone, but I also love to write and receive snail mail letters. The only things I get in the mail now are bills and advertisements, and I'd love to receive an actual letter.