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I can't remember where I learned this (maybe here?), but I just take one line from a favorite song, randomly capitalize the letters, add some punctuation/numbers and boom, password. If I was 5, it would be mHalL!wFwwa5 (Mary Had a Little Lamb). It's not the most difficult string of characters to break, but you'd

LOL, depressing and hilarious.

I like the cut of your jib.

Bullshit. If you're sleeping with the person in charge of a corrupt company, and going on shopping sprees while your citizens are being slaughtered, then yes, we with our lithium ion batteries can sure as shit cast stones. Perfection is not a prerequisite for acknowledging the failings of others.

If you, like Asma Al-Assad, had immediate access to the head of a corrupt government and you continued to look at cute kitties and write dumb emails, then I think that the analog you are making would be reasonable. While you as an individual are not powerless, your personal level of culpability has to be much lower

You should interpret this to mean that when an undocumented immigrant is abused, she won't have to stay in that abusive situation and further endanger herself. You do understand what "temporary" means, right? It's not a "Welcome to America, please abuse welfare," invite, it's an opportunity to exit a life-threatening

I get more excited about bubbles than my nephew, and he's totally humoring me when he asks me to blow them.

I love the pattern, but there's too fabric in that dress. If the dress had been shorter or cut in a more interesting way, I think it could have been a winner.

Right?? My mind just went to all sorts of V. C. Andrews-inspired places upon reading that.

This is why I watch all of these videos at work, with no sound. It almost never means I don't get what's happening, but it does protect me from things I have no interest in hearing.

Why thank you! What a nice thing to hear on a Monday morning. Hearted!

Who doesn't enjoy seeing humans literally outrun the cold? Captivating stuff!

You very well may be. A lot of us think it's adorable. You're overthinking children's costumes, in a way that makes you come off as unimaginative and overly critical. Who looks at that and thinks of children for sale? Possibly not anybody rational.

How adorable! I admire her, because I don't think that I'd have the energy/interest level to do this if I ever get pregnant.

I'd never seen the term "bacn" before, but it's both topical and hilarious.

Fess up! Who gave Riggins a haircut????? 100 lashes, stat.

Right back at you!

I was thinking that or Liberty.

I love you for posting this picture.

I've only been selected for jury duty once in my life, and I was SO STOKED. A lot of my friends had already been called multiple times and I wondered when I'd have the chance. It may be that I lived out of my state and even out of the country for a while, but I'd been back for 5 years before I was ever picked.