Just a small correction: You mention that he is now five years into his sentence, having been sentenced in 2012, but 2012 was actually 97 years ago.

When they’re out of the oxtail, you should order the curry goat. Moving straight to jerk chicken is giving up man.

There can be only one:

If I owned a detailing shop and was asked to install a “dixie” horn, I’d instead install one that played “dixie” the first 20 times flawlessly, then at random intervals swapped in either “La Cucaracha” or “It’s Raining Men” at random—but increasingly frequent—intervals.

Everyone in Texas is outraged!!!....

I guarantee there are several million Texan men and women who are outraged and believe that if this little jezebel was married, barefoot, and pregnant, like she should be by now, she wouldn’t be saying these things because her husband would keeping her in line with the back of her hand. In the name of lord.

A friend of mine recently spent some time in FL so his gf (who is white) could take a special cosmetology course there. They were staying in a white part of town. Their neighbors, who were white, got into a domestic dispute, so he and his gf called the cops and took the woman down to the lobby of the apartment…

Yup that’s it, but its dangerous to go alone. Stop in Winnipeg to get the magic canoe paddle from the lumberjack

You overestimate both the value of your system to the world and how much profit would be lost for R&D if there was a universal system.

I live in Texas and I know how Aggies are. Its a shame.

Whaaaaat? But my uncle said in Canada people die all the time waiting YEARS for heart transplants or even dialysis. I insisted that if suddenly there were ONE insurance company in America that doctors would assimilate because otherwise, besides private payer, they wouldn’t GET FUCKING PAID. Not only this, but that…

What I always remind a friend of mine who keeps sharing this trick is that all you get more of is the tortilla. You don’t actually get an extra taco. ;)

Seriously America, it is not that hard. In Canada our health care is fine and our doctors are still spending their weekends in their second homes in Banff (not all of them, Banff is small and hella expensive)

Thank you. As always, you’re incredibly good at breaking down the topic you’re tackling. It may sound like ass-kissing, but I sincerely have come to believe you’re one of the best writers in the country.

Good point; we should really change to a “predicted white deaths” meter to motivate people into preparations.

No, it’s not.

Troll be trollin’.

Are you a Confederate economic apologist? Who claims it was about states rights and protecting the southern economy? Which was supported by the oppressive enslavement of human beings? What narrative or perspective that actually matters am I leaving out? Southerners who didn’t have slaves? They had it pretty good…

You missed my point.

If my ancestors had been enslaved for hundreds of years, later freed but oppressed, and later legally granted rights but still oppressed by a system of institutionalized racism, I wouldn’t think I was being overly sensitive.