Infrastructure serves users, not the other way around. Drivers should just learn to be more patient rather than demanding more lanes; after all, it’s a cheap behavioral modification that’s so much cheaper then the alternative.

Drivers who think speed limits are speed entitlements or speed minimums are a better fit for that epithet. Pass properly.

Was that Oui from March 1974, by chance? http://www.theonion.com/search?q=oui

I was in London last week, and spotted that GT40 (or possibly another in the customary Gulf livery) while strolling along Westbourne Grove near Queensway.

Awww, the 80s? I was really hoping for a WWII-era adventure with some Justice Society folks.

I used non-flouride toothpaste when I was very young because the groundwater where we lived was already so high in fluoride that the addition of more was causing tooth discoloration. Now I get a reasonable amount from city tap water and Crest.

I hate “homeland”; it’s rubbed me the wrong way since I first heard it just after 9/11.

The nearest hospital to me (St David’s North Austin Medical Center) has the all the main signs pointing the way to their children’s ER in Comic Sans.

Spooning, maybe? Just be careful of getting rolled over on.

Still a baby, just not a lap hippo. In fact, getting a baby hippo used to sitting in your lap seems like a good recipe for a broken pelvis by and by.

By the time they get to trial, the rapists, murderers, and thieves are done with providing evidence to the prosecution; this client would be a never-ending stream of new admittables.

Above his pants? So, ridiculing his taste in shirts, neckwear, and hats it is, then!

Mirado Black Warrior or GTFO.

Why don’t the moderate ones condemn these acts of violence...?

I noticed some seatbelts back there; you could probably attach male ends to the underside of the deck and lock it into place using those. Then, it’d still be pretty easy to remove when you need to, but not prone to dislodge easily.

Makes the whole “Napoleon of the stump” thing a bit more titillating.

Top men! The best, biglyest, yuuugest men, many people say! Top. Men.

Please tell me there’s a visual round in which teams must identify vehicles as completely as possible from detail shots. Torch has got to be good for a few tricky Beetle entries there.

When posing for the photo at the top of the article, did you pull out volume 42 intentionally?

How does the late Phife Dawg figure into this this?