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Nuke The Whales
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Sports are trashy tabloid reality TV shows for men.

Do you think he knows they have made more Star Wars movies beyond episodes IV, V and VI or do you think he just thinks Star Wars is something that gets passed down from generation to generation?

I’m going to say something not horrible about Don Cherry so I know I’m wrong, but I think his Stormtrooper sportcoat gives him the win in this round.

You mean Steph blew 3 in 1 half?

If SNL had any courage at all, they would have had Baldwin’s Trump trying to seduce Canteen Boy.

I cannot explain for the life of me why this awful band is suddenly everywhere in my life

I like Bohemia a lot. Genuine Pilsner taste

real wonderwall of names up there.

2. Shawn Paul St. Arnaud

Pretty sure this is actually a list of Bristol Palin’s exes.

No hidden camera show called “Pranks, Obama!”?

Shame.

Fox News viewers tried to cancel their accounts in protest, but couldn’t find the NETFLIX button on their VCRs.

When I was 13, I was on a summer baseball road trip with my folks. In one city we happened to be staying in the same hotel as the Baltimore Orioles. As we’re waiting for a cab, some of the players are walking through the lobby. One of the pitchers is talking to another teammate and ranking AL cities by the “quality of

Dicks out for the unsullied.  That fighting retreat made me cry like a baby.  Everytime they shouted “Hoo!” in the face of extinction, I was like “Westeros doesn’t deserve you!”

I don’t even give a fuck if Arya being the savior was a total ass pull. That was an hour and twenty minutes of pure hell, I NEEDED to see that spikey headed fucker go down.  Arya is the King we needed!

Maybe House Glover will stand behind House Stark for another 1000 seconds and come to the rescue.

Safety, #21: He He Felton-Cox

Listen, I get all the reports and stuff, but just wait until the Knicks get a look at Daniel Jones and decide to go all in on him.