Iron Man 2 is, of course, very bad, but I still think the Iron Man briefcase is one of the cooler moments in the franchise. Later movies got way over the top with Iron Man’s armour, with them automatically latching onto him or shooting out of a satellite, but the briefcase suit is a far more interesting emergency suit…

I don’t know, but I bet the designer Wilfred McGuffin had big plans for it. 

Black Nerd Problems had the best take on Euron Greyjoy’s big entrance and speech.

A few years ago now, my grandmother passed away. I was able to get time off work and come after she had slipped into a coma, and spent a week with my mom, aunts and uncles as she slowly slipped away, ultimately being present when her body passed over, holding her feet as her children held her hands and told her how…

I just apologized to my wife for not looking like that when I turned 50 only for her to remind me that I didn’t look like that when we met and I was 27.

The Three-Eyed Raven was careful to show Bran where the Night King was formed, where Wylis was and the Tower of Joy. This is not an accident. So far as Bran’s supposed hubris is concerned, the Three-Eyed Raven could have just said, the Night King can see and touch you and that would be dangerous. He didn’t, because he…

I know Don Cheadle is a straight upgrade to Terrence Howard, but I rewatched Iron Man last night and I definitely buy Terrence Howard more in the role of “guy who would be friends with Tony Stark and put up with his shit.”

I hear Ed Norton and Terrence Howard are setting up their own superhero cinematic universe, with blackjack and hookers.

I’ll chalk you up 

These just look AAFul.

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

The New York Roughriders

Look I like BP too but if we're ranking movies there's no way Spider-Verse isn't top spot. I can think of numerous problems with BP whereas I'm stymied for ideas at S-V.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

Masseuse in Green Bay could very well be the least erotic job in the country. God, you really have to be out of options to get into the practice of kneading the backfat of that population of total goobers. Telling yourself that it’s worth hearing all the “oh gaahhhd and oh craaap that’s good” because their constant…

Aaron Rodgers is Petty.

Impossible to achieve, but I do I feel the theoretical synergy of Zion going to Utah deserves mention.

“You wanna know how I got these pairs of anti-microbial underwear?”

With a giant Stamps.com billboard in the background.

*Marc Maron dangling the Joker over the ledge of a tall building, talking in the raspy Christian Bale Batman voice* “WHO ARE YOUR GUYS? WHO ARE THEY?”