In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

Somewhere, Vince McMahon smiles and says “one more piece of competition out of the way” as he drives his personal fortune off a cliff

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Demonstrably, you do not watch Oliver’s show.

What a burn.

Every single response by Alessandra is a literal self-own, especially since her grandfather would’ve genocided Rosa Parks and the Native Americans according to spazio vitale.

If Kristaps was still a Knick he wouldn’t have taken no for an answer.

I bet Johnny Manziel tried to join the league so they just pretended to go bankrupt.

America!

“I already promised it to the hot dog guy, sorry bro.”

Better than that maypole-looking dude they had in between.

Must say I never liked the new casting of the Mountain. He’s fucking massive and scary looking, obviously, but just looks too young to be the older brother of the Hound. I preferred the guy from season 1, when the Mountain and the Hound come to blows during the jousting tournament. 

The best possible “romantic comedy” random song and dance number is the “Janie’s Got A Gun” bit from Not Another Teen Movie. 

That last shot of multiple pairs of best friends about to go on their own New York misadventures was such a perfect way to end the show. Closing a cherished book while opening a whole bunch of others, and Abbi and Ilana’s crazy-ass five-season journey is one I’m so fucking glad I decided to take. Here’s to the two…

I would like to watch a movie where Tom Hank plays Michael Keaton, and Michael Keaton plays Tom Hanks and in the movie they’re making a movie where they’re both playing famous people from the 20th century.

“Trust me, you’re better off not knowing.”

Warriors Investigators Ask To Whom Bell Tolls

Outside of leadership skills and dedication to the cause, this picture suggests other, more obvious traits are also required.

Settings like this as well as those to come with Daenerys and her entourage on GoT always made me feel like I stumbled on an old Star Trek TNG episode :/