It is extremely funny for Bill Simmons, who almost literally burned Grantland down on his way out the door while throwing a public tantrum & leaving unemployed journalists in his wake, to criticize Anthony Davis for making a simple trade request in private.

You may be underestimating the number of editors at The Ringer. 

Jackson’s ‘look’ is incredibly popular on daytime court TV shows like Judge Judy and People’s Court where Bubbas have to answer for damaging rental homes or letting their dogs bite people. I’m assuming the producers unwrap these $9 JoS. A. Bank napkins and hand them out back stage after coaxing the Ben McAdoo…

/Non and Ursa come in, tuck Zod in nice and tight in wet blanket 

There needs to be a viral campaign to get Z-Bo to be a groomsman.

Very progressive of them to have both an Asian host and an Asian musical guest in the same week.

Calling it now: Fantasy family feud addition, Game of Thrones with whatever unrelated assortment of impressions the cast can cobble together. It will not be funny.

BTS = Bachman-Turner Superdrive! They just sing BTO covers.

Something Something Winter Something Kit Harrington Something Bland Saturday Night Live.

I bought an R2D2 pepper grinder once.  It was $35.   It broke after a week.   Still once of the best purchases I have ever made. 

MERRY DREWMAS ONE AND ALL

Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl

If he does, then holding out will look like a really smart move.

wait which one did you photoshop?

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

Un-Cheney my heart?

No, this is a living corpse.

I just wanted it to get a fair review - set apart from politics - and I believe Ignatiy has delivered that.

Nah, Ordell Robbie braided goatee.

‘90s Fury should’ve had a Jules Winfield jheri curl.