Well damn. I was just thinking tonight how I really think I like my husband. Now I have to get divorced in order to be available for James. It’s a shame, really. It's just life, all about the curveballs.

My cat has a stroller, she jumps in and we go on walks in the neighborhood, sometimes with moms with babies. It’s fun! My father-in-law has said “a cat is not enough” but we’ll see. She’s really doing it for us right now. I’m almost 37, don’t care what anyone thinks about our childlessness. It just amuses me that…

Yes um...I'm not sure I ever knew how. I recently went to a biofeedback researcher who hooked a little strap around my diaphragm and showed me on a computer screen how to breathe like a calm person instead of my little rapid upper chest breathing thing I do. Pretty cool! It took practice but I have to say I am a less…

We don't even know if Gary Cole did cheat! Let's not lose hope for them please. Because I squealed when Gary Cole was on Fresh Air tonight, he's the best. But Eli is also the best it's just not a coupling I can get behind I'm sorry, Kurt and Diane must make it work.

Hell to the yeah would watch. She was the best part of that show anyway. I was furious what they did to her the last episode and so confused why they made the all female law firm such a focus if they were going to break up Diane and Alicia anyway. Now I get it. But still it was a shitty finale.

It’s funny because he starts off so sincerely about how glad they are he’s been shooting in France so much recently and then just throws the “Even though you haven’t been convicted of rape!” in slyly then laughs cutely:) it’s good delivery. A+

I'm reading The Seven Ages of Paris right now and was struck by the French courtiers in Louis XIV era just poisoning one another right and left! It was common! But the French are so much more passionate than the English;)

The only reason I have any muscle tone at all is because of Cassey’s 3-minute videos so Freelee is my enemy now and if I were younger I'd join this internet war I'm sure.

I'm a huge hypochondriac and have had quite a variety of psychosomatic illnesses over the years but one thing I actually had was anemia (due to 25 years of vegetarianism). But I didn't worry about that and just dealt with the fatigue, pallor and inability to exercise I think because it just felt so Victorian. Then I…

This is a relief to hear. Louie is such a brilliant show, I’ve seen him live, and those tumors tainted (no pun!) it all for me. Now I’m going to try to erase them from my brain and get back to enjoying him.

Interesting. I’m not in the “healthy” GI category so I’ll just say, I have a new probiotic that is quite expensive but has specific strains supposed to help with my enzyme deficiency problem and so far it’s working like gangbusters. I’m less anxious, my skin has cleared up and my poops are solid for the first time in…

From what I read it’s about her not wanting to damage her hair by straightening it for every show. Her uptight character just had to have straight hair I guess. But man, the wigs, so bad. And Peter’s dye job, always so so bad. It distracted me constantly!

I hated everything about the finale. It made no sense. The worst part was her final wig was her ugliest wig. They never got the wigs right even in the last episode >:| !! I actually didn’t even believe it was the finale when it ended because it was so lame. Diane and Kurt were my favorite, they were actually in love.…

Goop sex foreplay is poking your partner in their belly fat and saying “what is going ON here?” Like she did to Jonah Hill (except they didn't bone I don't think, probably a tough sell after that.)

Now I’m offended on other, unrelated levels. I don’t like that sentence, grammatically, and the word “service” sounds vaguely sexual in it. My consolation is that the attention from this incident will be the peak in his life.

Yep. The college towns in NC are liberal and that’s where my business is but damn if I don’t occasionally get into trouble when I assume clients share my views. Highly religious state, too. I think they just think of me as their sinner friend and pray for me. At least people here are for the most part incredibly…

I'm a redhead and our genes I think make us hate strong smells, especially air freshener and cheap candles. I'm dying for her perfume because I love rose and think maybe she of all people understands my nose. And of course I'm a cat lady so the bottle is fabulous. Do I want it $145 bad? Yes, yes I do.

Yes to all this

Yes, around 30 you’re supposed to have had babies and hung it up. Actually you’re supposed to have gotten your pre-baby body back, but it should remain covered up. You’re a mom now, and your boobs are for babies only, not for public display. It’s not very complicated! If in doubt, the general rule is the more you hate…

That’s very true. In France women get to stay sexy as long as they want I think . In the U.S. women are supposed hang it up somewhere around 30. Unfortunately the U.S. style isn't as good and the desperation is real, so Madonna makes me sad for that reason. She needs to move to France and learn to be sexy in French…