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You don't even need to send your file/link by email. You can print to a PC running dropbox directly, see:

Jees, I thought brickwork could stop standard bullets quite well. I wouldn't wanna live where your walls need bulletproofing!

Sorry guys, I tried to like the new layout, really I did, but your new design I find confusing, irritating and not at all helpful. Please change it back to how it was (or at least more or less how it was). When I switched back to the 0ld layout, I found it miles better. I don't mind change, as long as it's…

I was quite shocked when I heard about the NokWin deal, but the more I think about it, the more I'm looking forward to seeing what they come up with. A simple to use WinPhone ecosystem with Nokia's hardware brilliance could be genius. I say could, of course. Defeat snatched from the jaws of victory could happen…

@stevenjcarney: I love tweaking my Android phone too, but as Apple will attest, simplicity doesn't necessarily sink your product......

@elmorepow: They did - it was Maemo/MeeGo. And it was good. The problem was they took two years too long in developing it, and missed the boat.

Wow - an iPhone that's "33% more gravity resistant!" I can see the bullet point! Seriously, if this was an iPhone Mini, and an addition to the iOS family, that's not that surprising, it it?

@Zelda did it!: Man, that is a LOT of ear wax......

Neat, but -

@millerjs86: He did regularly stick them in a freezer to kill off the "pongy" bacteria dude. That's why they didn't smell for 15 months; left at room temp the whole time, they'd be "guffy" very quickly I suspect......

@everyones.uh.critic: The 7/7 attacks on London (which my brother narrowly avoided) prove that a gazillion cameras don't prevent a terrorist attack, it only makes identifying the culprits potentially easier after the event - though disguises and hoods etc. make even this uncertain. London is neither more nor less safe…

@ThreeOneFive: Indeed...

I bet this was designed so somebody could fly it through a stargate........

I'll stick with my Niling d-sink, thanks.....

It's a smugness blow-out port - one should not allow too much smugness to build up inside your iPad, people! It'll smell like Unicorn farts, though......

@Rob Innes: and a bucket?

Oh man, he gets to hold Dita von Teese! But I still can't hate the guy! He's the AntiMurdoch!

@OMG! Ponies!: I thought this was BS, but a quick read of Wikipedia revealed:

@Basil Khan: They want the WiFi - the growths are organic WiFi antennae. They just want into the www!