Good thing Ian Darke has a wonderful accent to cover up his terrible announcing.

Whoa whoa whoa, can we get a NSFW on this???

I believe that we will swim.

As you can tell from the attribution and elementary punctuation, that is a quote from a source. You'll know when I'm talking about Tottenham because I will tag the article "LOLSPURS" and preface every team reference with terms "sixth-place," and/or "forever in our shadow." But keep on trolling, baby.

Is Deadspin still mad as fuck that Lebron didn't win? Get over it already, worse than Cardinal fans the lot of you in that staff.

Pictured: Where are they now? Shawn Kemp's children.

Interesting that Robben ran past the Chilean defense in matches against Spain and Australia.

What a terrible sign...I mean...just terrible.

A couple years ago, Lebron did something similar to show support for those who were hardest hit by the recession.

Yeah but the winner of THAT match would probably play an invigorated France which recently pasted Switzerland with 4 goals by 4 different players, whereas if the US comes through against Belgium they probably go against Argentina, who has distinct weaknesses that you know Klinsmann knows how to exploit. I'm not sure…

Not a fan of twitter bile, but that was a bullshit tweet. C'mon man.

Bradley sucked balls

Fuck NCAA.

Brazil being in their backyard is one of the main reasons why we're playing so badly (for our standards, of course). The pressure is incredible.

Why exactly are Americans so pessimistic about the USMNT? Obviously we don't have the prestige or pedigree of the other teams in our group or other teams in the tournament, but I think we're forgetting that the current USMNT are not the headless chickens that they were in the past. Also, if we look due south, Mexico…

Because had the Germans won today, everything you wrote would still be true, PLUS we'd have other outs.

Red 21 needs to man the fuck up.

"both men remained on the field for some time"